Fast And Festive Fanatic Mugs

Noel Fever

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

Santa called but you were out!

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

Festive squad

The other days of the year...

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

Ecstatic caravan

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Back to the Holidays

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Great Moment in North Pole History