Holiday Feasting Fanatic Mugs

"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Stuffing the turkey.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

Back to the Holidays

Ecstatic caravan

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Christmas Pudding

"Separate checks, please."

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

Holiday Overkill.

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

You are what you eat

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

'Don't worry I'm sure the Easter bunny landed on his big fuzzy feet!'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Noel Fever

T is for Turkey

"The fire department ruined dinner."

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"Did you hear about the Easter Bunny and Father Christmas getting together so we could have Mother's Day and Father's Day?"

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

"Don't take your list in there! What's wrong with you?!?"