Holiday Feasting Fanatic Mugs

"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Stuffing the turkey.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

Back to the Holidays

Ecstatic caravan

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Christmas Pudding

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"Separate checks, please."

Holiday Overkill.

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

You are what you eat

Noel Fever

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"The fire department ruined dinner."

T is for Turkey

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

'Don't worry I'm sure the Easter bunny landed on his big fuzzy feet!'

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"They grow up so quickly."

"Did you hear about the Easter Bunny and Father Christmas getting together so we could have Mother's Day and Father's Day?"

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

"Don't take your list in there! What's wrong with you?!?"