Holiday Feast Enthusiasts Mugs

'Remember, you said if you could eat all the Thanksgiving dinner you wanted, you would jog for three hours.'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Stuffing the turkey.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Holiday Overkill.

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

You are what you eat

"The fire department ruined dinner."

T is for Turkey

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

"Thanks Giving."

Christmas food.

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

When is Thanksgiving officially over?

"Carrying around all that extra white meat isn't good for your health."

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

"I love this time of year: She celebrates Hanukkah, he celebrates Christmas, and I celebrate all the holiday food that gets dropped off the plates."

"This is it! The perfect turkey!"

'I hope everyone likes ostrich.'

The lifecycle of thanksgiving leftovers

Little boy crying because has is too full for plum pudding

Post-Turkey Stress Disorder

'I mean, what's a mother for? We had our Thanksgiving early so I'm bringing my dinner here for you.'

"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."

"It's always the same at this time of year..."