Festive Feast Enthusiasts Mugs

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

Lesbian civil partnership.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

Holiday Overkill.

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

You are what you eat

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"The fire department ruined dinner."

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

T is for Turkey

The holidays start earlier every year

Don't fly and text.

Thanks And Giving.

Santa slipping on the ice.

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

Too full after after Christmas dinner!