Fast Forward Enthusiast Gifts

"You know what school needs? - A fast forward button!"

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Dairy Devil

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Skier flying past mountains

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Speeding Forklift

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Moving into an office while it's being built.

Taking to the sky...

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."