Fast-forward Aficionado Gifts

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

Abacus.

Skier flying past mountains

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Speeding Forklift

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

Moving into an office while it's being built.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

"WHEEEE!"