Fast_track_enthusiast Gifts

Moving into an office while it's being built.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Here we go again...'

A Little Long Jumper.

Runner going through hurdles.

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

High Jump

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

'Let go of the pole!'

"A man and his choo-choo."

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Linford Christie

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

Kangaroo in a hurry.

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'

Sorry Coach, I can't do the Fosbury Flop: I always land on my feet...

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'