Future-forward Driver Gifts

"Range anxiety? Not with these babies."

Yearbook

Evolution.

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

A word from James Cameron. . .

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I need both hands for steering.'

Natural gas

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

Rap-Nav.

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

Route 666.

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

Heavy Traffic.

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."