Future Driver Gifts

'These cars are so high-tech , you need a teen to operate one.'

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

'Mr. Smith, cars used to have steering wheels, right?'

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

Learner driver about to merge into eight lanes of traffic.

'You need a lot more money.'

"I don't understand it! The dealership told me it was hands-free!"

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"After you build your lowrider, we're gonna look cool cruising the boulevard! When did you get your driver's license?"

"I missed the bus, so I'm calling Uber."

"I hate talking to my dad about getting a car."

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."

When Tia Carmen says... "Big jobs usually go to the people who prove their ability to outgrow small ones." it means... "It could be some time before your dad lets you mangle...I mean 'drive' his car."

nterior driver-assist options monitor your alertness, gauge coordination, and smell fear.

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'Looks like your insurance is going to cost me a fortune.'

'I'll be glad when I get my driver's license too, daddy!'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'Now I don't want any kind of special treatment on my driving test, Dad!'

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Yearbook

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.