Future-focused Driver Gifts

Natural gas

The future (hydrogen car).

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Artifishial Intelligence

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Rap-Nav.

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

Evolution of Man

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Climate Change Contingency House

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

Energy Firm Conference

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

"Range anxiety? Not with these babies."

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"