Future Race Car Driver Gifts

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"I need to tinkle."

Under pressure.

Bob's Driving School.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Smile

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Birthday Racing Car

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Steep learning curve ahead.

Computer Controlled Car

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'I need both hands for steering.'

Natural gas

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

"On your marks..."

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Get ready ... Get set ...

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Grim reaper ambulance

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!