Future Drivers Gifts

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'After we return the purse, let's practice the signal for a left turn again.'

"He's doing a bit of swotting - he takes his driving test tomorrow..."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Natural gas

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Route 666.

Heavy Traffic.

'I brake for animals'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

'Told you so.'

Climate Change Contingency House

Gas eyedropper.

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

GPS HIghway to Hell

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'