Drivers Gifts

No Worries - Next 1/8 Mile

Driver sees sign on truck: 'How's my driving while talking on the cell phone?'

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

"I'm not sure I like the sound of that!"

Baby kangaroo has a seatbelt on.

Short Sighted Driver.

Gas eyedropper.

'Of course he was in your blind spot. Everything not on your android is in your blind spot.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'Oh no ... that's not a good sign.'

'He used to be a train driver.'

Ray found a clever way to conceal the fact that he was on his cell phone.

Al's City Toe Truck Service.

Parking

Heavy Traffic.

'Another short-cut, dear?'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Last exit to return and get what you forgot

"See, I TOLD you!"

Watch for cyclists

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

Road Closed Due to High Winds.

Beware of Everything.

"Texting and driving is a violation."

"The GPS said to turn right in 500 feet. Apparently, measuring distances isn't one of your strong points."

'No sorry, he left half an hour ago.'

"Remember the good old days, Pete? Y'know, back when irate drivers had the common decency to just scream obscenities and make outrageous hand gestures? Call me old fashioned, but I miss that."

'Whoa - you're not murdering anybody today until you get your seat belt on, mister backseat psychopath!'

"No! It's 'Good morning everyone' and certainly not 'Hi there guys and gals!'"

Road pricing - 'How many more pounds is it Dad?'

Board on Board

'It's not legal to drive anywhere, but it looks good in the driveway.'

Caution: Multi-ton vehicles driven by morons barrelling along, next billion miles.

"You don't seem to match the photograph on this license. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to smile."

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"