Future Drivers' Club Gifts

"I'm only fourteen right now, but I figure by the time I get through this line I'll be old enough to drive."

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Natural gas

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"...And when you turn eighteen, you go over to the dark side, like Mom and Dad."

"Range anxiety? Not with these babies."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

'We may dream Emily could grow up to be president, but we'd NEVER let her go through those nasty campaigns!'

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

The future (hydrogen car).

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

'Right hand down a bit.'

'You need a lot more money.'

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."

"I missed the bus, so I'm calling Uber."

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

ESP Clinic

'Mr. Smith, cars used to have steering wheels, right?'