Future Drivers' Club Prints

"I'm only fourteen right now, but I figure by the time I get through this line I'll be old enough to drive."

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Natural gas

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"Range anxiety? Not with these babies."

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

The future (hydrogen car).

'We may dream Emily could grow up to be president, but we'd NEVER let her go through those nasty campaigns!'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

'Right hand down a bit.'

'You need a lot more money.'

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

"I missed the bus, so I'm calling Uber."

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

ESP Clinic

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

'Mr. Smith, cars used to have steering wheels, right?'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'