Future Voters Club Prints

'I wanted to show them what a patriot I am, but they wouldn't let me vote!'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Obama Yes We Can.

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

The Election Strategy

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

AI Summit

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

'He said my future stinks.'

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"I promise. . ."

'So...watching the democrat national convention made up your mind who you're voting for?'

"Dad's just giving Timmy some guidance as to how the party's manifesto commitments may result in a fiscal drag on GDP growth targets..."

'How would Jesus register?'

'If we are going to vote on everything, why do we need a legislator?'

"He's my running mate."

'Okay, son -- I'll tell you one more campaign promise, and then off you go to sleep.'