Future-tellers Club Prints

ESP Clinic

They hated me.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Skeptic Tank.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Who's there?"

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Time can change everything. Today's security blanket can be tomorrow's superhero cape!"

I just knew this would be dull.

Baby's first text.

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

"I loved your next book!"

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'We may dream Emily could grow up to be president, but we'd NEVER let her go through those nasty campaigns!'

"Little Miss Muffet sat on a... puppet? Strumpet? Trumpet? Musket, crumpet... I'm the worst children's author ever." Mother Goose struggles...

'They start texting so young these days,'

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

'Now might be a good time to tell your wife where you keep your insurance policies.'

"Do you see a puppy following me home in the future?"

'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'

"I did a lot of thinking in study hall today."

'If you are not deprived, depraved or socially inadequate...then you must be stupid.'

"It's scary. These new kids don't want to wait until they're thirty-five for their five million."

"We're practicing our bad penmanship. In case we want to become doctors some day."

'I wanted to show them what a patriot I am, but they wouldn't let me vote!'

People queuing for 'Disinformation' desk not the information desk.

Crystal Goldfish Bowl

"These are the people I hate dealing with...buried in debt unsure about their futures, no hopes or prospects."

Kindergarten for Future Politicians. . .

'The early bird may get the worm but being early sure doesn't work out so well for us.'

'Your baby is a girl and holding a cell phone. Apparently, they're texting younger and younger these days.'