Future Texters Prints

'Your baby is a girl and holding a cell phone. Apparently, they're texting younger and younger these days.'

'They start texting so young these days,'

Baby's first text.

Polly txt speak

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Social Networking.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Dog Messages

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."