Future Texters Mugs

'Your baby is a girl and holding a cell phone. Apparently, they're texting younger and younger these days.'

Baby's first text.

Polly txt speak

TAP TAP TAP TAP

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Social Networking.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

Text messaging in ladies' fashion store. "Does my bum look big in this?"