Future Tellers Prints

I just knew this would be dull.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

Your weight and fortune.

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

"Time can change everything. Today's security blanket can be tomorrow's superhero cape!"

"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"

Baby's first text.

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

"Don't worry, we research all our 'buy' recommendations."

'Crystal ball? Do not insult me, madame. Seeing the future is a science.'

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

"I loved your next book!"

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

"Little Miss Muffet sat on a... puppet? Strumpet? Trumpet? Musket, crumpet... I'm the worst children's author ever." Mother Goose struggles...

'Now might be a good time to tell your wife where you keep your insurance policies.'

"Do you see a puppy following me home in the future?"

"How'd you do on your test?"