Aspiring Drivers Prints

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'The penguin is upset...'

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

'You need a lot more money.'

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

"I missed the bus, so I'm calling Uber."

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."

"Come on Darling, concentrate: You have to master the reversing move..."

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

"Well, I'm off to go do something that will get me on TV. . ."