Future-focused Kid Gifts

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Philosopher trading cards.

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Modern Childhood

Natural gas

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"It must be still charging."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"What do you mean I have to be more active? Today I visited websites on swimming, biking and climbing."

"I've been interfacing with mud."