Future-focused Driver Mugs

Natural gas

The future (hydrogen car).

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Artifishial Intelligence

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

A word from James Cameron. . .

'I need both hands for steering.'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Rap-Nav.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

Evolution of Man

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Climate Change Contingency House

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

Energy Firm Conference

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."