Electrical Repair Technician Prints

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

A young Don King

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Light Bulb Moment

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

The discovery of electricity...

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Nuclear generation of energy.

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

Pan Extension Chord

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'