Electric Car Technician Gifts

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

Dummies Books.

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

Electric car

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."