Car Technician Gifts

'You won't hear that funny noise anymore. I turned up the volume on your radio and pulled off the knob.'

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'Tell Dr. Swan his car is resting comfortably.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

"We've located the problem, sir. It was a breakdown in communication between the engine management system and the working parts!"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders.

Kurt couldn't understand why the dummy light was on.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Would you like the tires checked, also?"

'A pint of petrol and three drops of oil please.'

Car Repairs.

'If it doesn't have a computer, we can't fix it.'

"Remember, back in the day, when you could at least pretend that you could fix something."

Car mechanic waving white surrender flag.

Woman crying about her car repair bill.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Organic Soldering.

Turmoil change.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'