Electric Car Driver Gifts

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Electric car

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Under pressure.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Better times ahead.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Exit Next Left

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'God's speed.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."