Electrical Troubleshooting Pillows

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

A young Don King

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Where was I?

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Kevin had a computer virus.

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"I think we could work very well together."

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"Turn down the bass."

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Cut out and keep your own IT expert.

"She's also the only one who knows how to unjam the copy machine."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

'The computer's down again.'

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

Prehistoric Clocks.

"Kick the machine"

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