Ehr Enthusiast Gifts

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

100k Desert Crawl

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Grim reaper ambulance

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

Out of Emergency into Doctor's Lounge

Neverending Task.

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

Cross-country knitting.

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

Cars at the drive in.

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

French Street.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen