Era Enthusiast Gifts

When I said I like dressing "old school," that's not what I meant.

Oh, I'm just going through the normal aging process -- You know: stone, ice, bronze, iron, space …

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Baby rocks!

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'It's an antique!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

Edison invents the personal stereo

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

1950's.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'