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'He's fast on the board and all, but are you sure he's been okayed by immigration?'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Copycats

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Police Feline Unit

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Why do they do that?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cat box"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Santa Claus's Mail

'Ahhh...'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Fly Football

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Billy. The Kid.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Swan Fairy Tales

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'