Eel Lover Prints

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Climate Crisis

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

There is No Planet C

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Environment Friendly House.

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

Flower growing on a compost heap.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

'I told you it would fit.'

'My final offer.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

World as question mark.

You are Here

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"Don't even think about it."