Lion Admirers Pillows

A lion walks into a Colosseum arena where a dish of food is waiting.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Next in Lion

Thug life on safari.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Works every time."

Yakety-Yak

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"This is the best part of the movie."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

Will Kill For Food

Lion Costume

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

"He was just a year away from retirement."

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Art Gecko.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."