Lion Pride Fan T-Shirts

'Forget it - that is one fast zebra!'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Pirate

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Shall I let them breathe."

Thug life on safari.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Next in Lion

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Bring flag factories back to America.

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

Welsh Dragon

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

God save the Queen.

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

Reflected Glory

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

Will Kill For Food

PRIDE!

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Jewish Hall of Nachas