Lamp Impersonator T-Shirts

'Your boy friend go home yet?'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Elfis"

Karaoke night.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"I call it angle-poise"

Flower lamp.

Lion Costume

The beer idea.

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'Trick or treat.'

Knight Light.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

Illuminating agricultural production

Owl

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"