Lamp Impersonator Gifts

'Your boy friend go home yet?'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Elfis"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Flower lamp.

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"I call it angle-poise"

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

The beer idea.

Lion Costume

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'Trick or treat.'

Knight Light.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Will Curl Lip For Food

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

Owl

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'