Poultry Prankster Gifts

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

A pony throws its rider.

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'Dog got your clog?'

Self-walking dog

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Hen Night

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Happy New Year

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"Cooky was askin' about you again."