Poultry Prankster Prints

Turkey tries using a trick t-shirt to avoid being selected for dinner.

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

A pony throws its rider.

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Self-walking dog

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'Dog got your clog?'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Hen Night

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Happy New Year