Birdwatching Prankster Prints

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

New York Scatological Society

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'You are pigeon toed.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"He's a bird-dog."

'Why can't I ever lead?'

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

Artist Hazards

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

"That bird looks just like your drone."

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"So you hired them to do the tidying up?"

Two ducks in restaurant, one without a beak, "Can I get my bill, please?"

Squirrel decorates its tail as a christmas tree

CEO and COO.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.