Birdwatching Prankster Mugs

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

New York Scatological Society

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'You are pigeon toed.'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

"He's a bird-dog."

Turkey tries using a trick t-shirt to avoid being selected for dinner.

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

"That bird looks just like your drone."

Squirrel decorates its tail as a christmas tree

Two ducks in restaurant, one without a beak, "Can I get my bill, please?"

'Why can't I ever lead?'

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

"So you hired them to do the tidying up?"

Artist Hazards

CEO and COO.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'