Birdwatcher In Disguise Prints

"This seafood place is a little too authentic."

'Back me up buddy! She sounds cool with Moa!'

'We're very proud of you Todd. He just became an Eagle Scout!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Two vegans, please."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Bird Torture.

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Vegetarian Birds

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Beaver tower

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Birds Following Witch.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Trick or Tweet

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'