Birdwatching With A Twist Prints

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

'It appears to be the bird from the cuckoo clock.'

He's useless at DIY."

Chicane

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Vegetarian Birds

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Pass that."

"Great tights!"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Chickenspox

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

Hoody Woodpecker.

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"I'm a bird dog."

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"Who died?"

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

"That bird looks just like your drone."

"It's five o'clock somewhere."