Pet Paradise Seeker T-Shirts

"Pick me!"

'See you in two weeks!'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

I love my Uke.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

'Let's get a kitty.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

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Football fan

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

Love Island

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

A bar for dogs

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

Hay-loes

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

Scaredy Cat.

snake: 'I'm going where the rodents are.'

Rex talks about his life goals.

"Welcome welcome. Through these gates awais a paradise where the ball of string has no end and EVERYONE catches the red dot."

Woman walking the dog on roller skates.

A castaway is watching a ship sink and some of the cargo is drifting towards him.The cargo is barrels of coconuts-which he has plenty of as is...

'I never thought paradise would be a steak and a pint of beer!'

Pets past...Did you know?

Dog with tongue hanging out window.

'When we hooked up through the Garden Share Scheme and you said you had big plans for my garden, THIS WAS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!'

Documentary Proof: A dog lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

A man on an island is given a palm tree.