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Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Little Princess.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Sleeping Beauty

"Define fair."

Dogs can dream too.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Cat king.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"I want a pony!"

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

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"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'Let's get a kitty.'

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

Hyenas as Pets

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

The brain of a dog.

Keep Off The Hay

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."