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'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Little Princess.

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Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Sleeping Beauty

"Define fair."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Cat king.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Dogs can dream too.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"I want a pony!"

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Let's get a kitty.'

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

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"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

Keep Off The Hay

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.