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'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Little Princess.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

PET THEORIES

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Sleeping Beauty

"Define fair."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Dogs can dream too.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Cat king.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"I want a pony!"

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'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'Let's get a kitty.'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

Keep Off The Hay

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'