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'He's okay with the fish but it appears he had his heart set on a puppy.'

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

'Close your eyes, pull a wet wipe and make a wish!'

Dogs can dream too.

'My parents won't allow me to have pets unless you count the dust bunnies under my bed.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

PET THEORIES

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

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'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Cat king.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"I want a pony!"

'Let's get a kitty.'

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

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"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

The brain of a dog.

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

Keep Off The Hay

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'