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'This way we solve the security problem and the pony problem at the same time!'

"I want a pony!"

'I'd like to buy you a pony, Harry, but I don't get to keep the offering.'

'I'm hoping to get a pony when I'm older!'

'. . . Close your eyes and see if you can guess what mummy and daddy have got for you!!'

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

I never had a pony, Dr. Kapuchnik. Get over it, Al. Tastes like chicken.

I want to get a pony for my daughter but I can't afford it because of my online shopping addiction. I'm constantly buying things I don't need and will never use. My daughter will never get that pony if I don't get this under control. Purchase confirmed. Clik! Don't say it, Ernie! Your problem is that you're putting the cart before the horse!

I always wanted a pony. I guess this is as close as I'll ever get. "Waiter, there's a pony in my soup"? It would never work.

"I'll keep this up until he gets me a real pony!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"I'm still waiting on that pony."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Little Princess.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Giant white horse.

Sleeping Beauty

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Define fair."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

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Cat king.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Dogs can dream too.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

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