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"My dad wants me to have all the things he never had, and he never had a pony."

"I wonder how Santa got my pony into such a small box?"

I never got over my childhood desire to have a pony. I doubt you'll find one on the menu.

No Pony

"Santa, I want a boyfriend who has a pony."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Giant white horse.

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Dogs can dream too.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"I want a pony!"

'Let's get a kitty.'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

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When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Cleaning the Horse

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

When Pugs dream.

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

'He's okay with the fish but it appears he had his heart set on a puppy.'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."