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'He's okay with the fish but it appears he had his heart set on a puppy.'

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

'Close your eyes, pull a wet wipe and make a wish!'

Dogs can dream too.

'My parents won't allow me to have pets unless you count the dust bunnies under my bed.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Cat king.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"I want a pony!"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'Let's get a kitty.'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

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'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

The brain of a dog.

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

Keep Off The Hay

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

Dog's Loo