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"When Jeff used to punch me in the arm in second grade to show he liked me, it was cute. But now...."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

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"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Dogs can dream too.

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

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Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Let's get a kitty.'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

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'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"All By Myself, Dad?"