Puppy Love Dreamers Pillows

"When Jeff used to punch me in the arm in second grade to show he liked me, it was cute. But now...."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Dogs can dream too.

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppies

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

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When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Dog Calenders.

'Let's get a kitty.'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"What's worse, that or this?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"We'll take him."